Surf Short: Religion (feat. Ross Clark Jones)

admin November 17th, 2009

25 Responses to “Surf Short: Religion (feat. Ross Clark Jones)”

  1. imnotsulaon 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    so good!

  2. revt34szon 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    makes you tha gayest in here then

  3. mixerman456on 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    im pretty sure ur dad touches u at night

  4. MrBloodyAngryon 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    everyone here is gay,gay i tell u,poofs,gay cunts

  5. momawsonon 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    wrong !pure wrong…redbull? surfin..err f*ck off, leave us alone, i know im guilty of replying to the media sh*t, but someone has to, LEAVE US ALONE,

  6. squarecrackeron 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    You get it. I agree with everything you said, however I think that so-called ‘surf culture’ and surf media place an emphasis on being exploited; i.e. buying the newest, most useless products, whereas religions are only capable of exploiting idiots. To me, surfing is different, and I become (mildly) upset when nonsurfers use this image to promote their products, at the expense of lineups across the globe being infiltrated by those seeking to fulfill their dreams of surf stardom. Good response!

  7. Jomin88on 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    good… but surfing is 10x better then religion.

  8. siirfon 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    I don’t think the video was supposed to be a pound-for-pound comparison between the two. People just surf like it’s their religion because they get the same rush, a divine-like rush. And you make it seem like surfing is exploited for money and religion isn’t, but religion,in my mind, is one of the most exploited things in out society. Ex. Benny Hinn, anyone with a head on their shoulders knows he’s full of shit…. and he’s worst than stickers and overpriced boardshorts…..

  9. squarecrackeron 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    So, you are correct, but still very stupid. However, you’re name calling has dented my self-esteem in such a way that I don’t think I will be able to go on being a male model. Thanks for ruining my life and forcing me to respond to you.

  10. squarecrackeron 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    So…I come back from a week Bali and see this crap!? Yes, I am gay (bisexual). What does that have do with anything I said? I’ll have you know I just gotten done surfing waves you wouldn’t even consider riding much less be permitted to have. I’ve turned down better looking women than you’ve ever seen (I imagine, I really don’t know you). I am a male model in Manhattan and I have a master’s degree in Economics. Since you cannot refute what I’ve said, you resort to calling me a fag.

  11. Minicouper91on 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    it give me a stiffie

  12. TravisCashon 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    can someone tell me from where i can get this music from ?

  13. mbby213on 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    nbatara’s right dont knock it till u try it

  14. mbby213on 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    u r gay faggot u couldnt surf if u want to because surfing not for the man who presents bullshit (idiot)

  15. RominaSurfon 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    amazing

  16. HollywoodSummitShowon 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    sick

  17. nbataraon 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    an unexpected resolve to the conversation, in a good way. most debates enflame and become too complicated and pointless. also thanks for a generous invite, enjoy.

  18. squarecrackeron 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    Cool. Thx for understanding. Listen, my brother just bought a house on Bali, he says you can walk to Padang Padang. If you can get a ticket, you can stay with us any time you want. I’m leaving tomorrow morning, I hope the surf is good. Just hit me up man.

  19. nbataraon 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    you make very valid points. fair enough.

  20. squarecrackeron 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    A random guy coming to your door unsolicited and making you surf would be the same is the Christians you’ve described. I object to companies using surfing as a medium to promote their brands, which is more like putting a sticker on the cross (or equivalent). I feel this way because waves are limited resources, and the more companies promote their products through surf, the more crowded and unenjoyable surfing becomes. I didn’t mean to butthurt anyone, I just found the juxtaposition hypocritical.

  21. squarecrackeron 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    You are correct. My life is incredibly miserable. However, this does refute my point that: If surfing is a religion, why is it acceptable to use it as a medium for advertising? While one can make the argument that it is just part of the environment, I think the surfing experience would be greatly improved if it were treated as if it were sacred. As you know, surfing is ruined by the hordes of kooks decked out in retro boardshorts trying to convince others that they embody the ‘surfer lifestyle’

  22. nbataraon 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    your slander makes you sound like a bigot. what year are we in? btw i still have this creeping suspicion that you post just to rile up responses and get kicks out of it. well to each his own…

  23. nbataraon 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    good point. it would be disrespectful to slap redbull on the cross. ads are just part of the surf environment as is in the religious sect. no? i have christians come to MY DOOR to ADVERTISE their beliefs. you dont hear me ranting about being offended, i say to each his own. your “irrefutable facts” do not apply to all surfers, this generalization is biased. there are plenty of respectable surfers out there that accomplish many things. and finally DONT KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT!

  24. squarecrackeron 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    Perhaps I can explain my opinion in more simple terms. As I see it, this video compares surfing to religion. However, in the scenes detailing more traditional religions, there are no overt corporate ad campaigns, while every single surf shot features some form of advertising, mostly in the form of stickers which push overpriced, sweatshop-made goods. Why not slap a redbull or rusty sticker on the cross, if the two are indeed parallel? It would be offensive, like this vid is to my intelligence.

  25. squarecrackeron 17 Nov 2009 at 10:37 am

    I can assure you that my comment was no joke. Yes, I am trying to manipulate viewers of this video. I do not feel I am making a fool of myself, for I believe my points to be legitimate. I should hope that my opinions ‘make’ the best of me, for they are well thought out and reinforced by irrefutable facts.
    1. I have reconsidered my opinion; I still stand by it.
    2. Obviously, surfing is for fags.
    3. I will send you my resume which outlines my numerous accomplishments in sordid detail.

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