a very comical video. but seriously now, i’m sorry for whatever happened to you as a child that would cause you to dedicate your life to destroying someone’s worldview by picking and choosing your way through literature and overgeneralizing the usually aspects of insulted christianity as secular society sees it today.
if making these videos helps you find peace in your own uncertainty….thank God for youtube….oops I said the g word
could it be that science and religion (not necessarily catholicism which you describe in the video) can coexist? evolution is primarily a scientific theory while creation is religious. consider the possibility that God guided evolution to create “man in his own image”.
also many stories in the bible are indeed considered literal by many people. however could it be that these were merely metaphors?
Oh man, I thought the comments from Christians who didn’t understand this as satire were hilarious and sad,
but the comments from atheists trying to defend science are even worse.
I’m about to start believing in zombies, they must be eating people’s brains for them to be this retarded.
Jesus and mary were not real people, that was never proven. And when the hell was science ever a religion? Science is proven fact, the bible is nothing more that a dumb old book.
All religions have the same stupid base, and they all want your money.
They take in billions of dollars every year and pay no taxes.
Lol for real this guy says for science to stop telling stupid stories then n the very next sentence say if science shows him proof of a rib creating women then he might start listening seriously man get a fucking clue science is the study of FACTS we don’t have all the facts so when new facts cone around we study that and religion never changed? The bible says slavery and having women subservant is ok thank GOD we ingore those parts of the bible today
“bible demand that we kill a lot of things”… If you look into the New Testament, Jesus has already denounced these laws as laws of the pharisees. Please don’t come flying in with random information you probably read off someone’s blog.
The Bible demands that we kill everyone who works on the Sabbath. The Bible commands us to kill teenagers who drink too much. The Bible empowers us to enslave people of other nations. The Bible commands that we oppress women and kill people who happen to be homosexual.
A book this repulsive has no place in our society. It is time for the intelligent, thoughtful people of this nation to acknowledge this simple fact and act on it.
Check Wikipedia? Really? Wow…That’s someof the most condensed stupid i’ve ever heard. You could probably power Las Vegas for a year with that much tupid.
Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man by lying with him. But all the young girls who have not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. – Numbers 31
Samaria shall bear her guilt, because she has rebelled against her God; they shall fall by the sword, their little ones shall be dashed in pieces, and their pregnant women ripped open. – Hosea 13
If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. – Deut 13:7-12
Suppose you hear in one of the towns the LORD your God is giving you that some worthless rabble among you have led their fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to worship foreign gods. In such casesyou must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants, as well as all the livestock. Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the street and burn it. Put the entire town to the torch as a burnt offering to the LORD your God.
a very comical video. but seriously now, i’m sorry for whatever happened to you as a child that would cause you to dedicate your life to destroying someone’s worldview by picking and choosing your way through literature and overgeneralizing the usually aspects of insulted christianity as secular society sees it today.
if making these videos helps you find peace in your own uncertainty….thank God for youtube….oops I said the g word
“skeptics will never tire of their own voice”
could it be that science and religion (not necessarily catholicism which you describe in the video) can coexist? evolution is primarily a scientific theory while creation is religious. consider the possibility that God guided evolution to create “man in his own image”.
also many stories in the bible are indeed considered literal by many people. however could it be that these were merely metaphors?
Poe’s Law.
Oh man, I thought the comments from Christians who didn’t understand this as satire were hilarious and sad,
but the comments from atheists trying to defend science are even worse.
I’m about to start believing in zombies, they must be eating people’s brains for them to be this retarded.
Jesus and mary were not real people, that was never proven. And when the hell was science ever a religion? Science is proven fact, the bible is nothing more that a dumb old book.
All religions have the same stupid base, and they all want your money.
They take in billions of dollars every year and pay no taxes.
you fail to understand this is a satyre..
Lol for real this guy says for science to stop telling stupid stories then n the very next sentence say if science shows him proof of a rib creating women then he might start listening seriously man get a fucking clue science is the study of FACTS we don’t have all the facts so when new facts cone around we study that and religion never changed? The bible says slavery and having women subservant is ok thank GOD we ingore those parts of the bible today
“bible demand that we kill a lot of things”… If you look into the New Testament, Jesus has already denounced these laws as laws of the pharisees. Please don’t come flying in with random information you probably read off someone’s blog.
Why not?
Erm people, read his channel?
“My religion videos are comedies. I am not a Christian. “
no it doesent thats called the old testiment thats y we now follow the new one
“How about a fossil verifying that this rib turned into the worlds’s first mom.” Yeah, then I’d start believing in science.
Edward, you’re hilarious. xD Thank you so much for the laughs! <3
Instead, why don’t you all just face the REALITY. Let’s face “SCIENCE.”
The Bible demands that we kill everyone who works on the Sabbath. The Bible commands us to kill teenagers who drink too much. The Bible empowers us to enslave people of other nations. The Bible commands that we oppress women and kill people who happen to be homosexual.
A book this repulsive has no place in our society. It is time for the intelligent, thoughtful people of this nation to acknowledge this simple fact and act on it.
i think that youre full of crazy delusional stories
science is real
religion is just a flake.
Check Wikipedia? Really? Wow…That’s someof the most condensed stupid i’ve ever heard. You could probably power Las Vegas for a year with that much tupid.
Thank you. Thank you so very much for showing me a dogs asshole. I will never sleep again.
How can you use the bible to use it against people who believe in the bible…
Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man by lying with him. But all the young girls who have not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. – Numbers 31
Samaria shall bear her guilt, because she has rebelled against her God; they shall fall by the sword, their little ones shall be dashed in pieces, and their pregnant women ripped open. – Hosea 13
Anyone who is captured will be run through with a sword. Their little children will be dashed to death right before their eyes. – Isaiah 13
You did check the category on this video didn’t you miles?
It’s comedy.
If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. – Deut 13:7-12
Suppose you hear in one of the towns the LORD your God is giving you that some worthless rabble among you have led their fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to worship foreign gods. In such casesyou must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants, as well as all the livestock. Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the street and burn it. Put the entire town to the torch as a burnt offering to the LORD your God.